Words from the Hai Druid

Hai Druid's Perspective for FY2022

November 16, 2021

While looking over the abundance of climate change data, I can't help but notice possible errors in current scientific climate change theory. Metaphorically, I call the first domino in the destructive chain of our planetary doomsday and/or Armageddon the loss of our Ice Caps. The second domino in that domino chain of planetary destruction/evolving progression towards a new Ice Age will be oceanic desalinization because of the loss of this planet's Ice Caps. Critical desalinization point is not coming into play as much as it should for the current climate change research. While Hollywood has had a field day with the subject, the current scientific community, too, has come up with many possible variations. Projections of the sea levels for the year 2070 are lacking a few factors or those factors are significantly downplayed. Stagnation of the ocean currents will be started by desalinization or the sudden lack of fresh water into the entire mix by the total loss of the Ice Caps. That is the destructive beast we as humans have to realistically fear. The loss of the Ice Caps will in turn cause the stagnation of the ocean currents, along with the wind, and ultimately the weather patterns, because they are all factors of the ocean currents themselves within this bio-sphere's eco-system. Basically, if you lose one of the working parts that keep the ocean currents going, let alone the main factors that keep the weather going, you end up losing the others as the entire process breaks down.

To put it in an easier American dialect/vernacular for the common middle aged to elderly human male living in the southern part of America to understand better. It is kind of like a bent rod in an engine, or bearing going bad, or a piston's rings starting to go. We know if we don't fix that right away, that single part going bad, will end up stopping or even destroying the entire engine. Then we have to do a total engine rebuild if you haven't destroyed the engine block instead of just repairing the upper or lower end of the engine only. Problem is simple, we humans lack the technology to totally rebuild the Ice Caps. We possess the technology that could fix/repair the upper and lower Ice Caps, but we currently lack the ability to rebuild them. We must also admit that the engine block called Earth isn't in very good shape. Humans have cause all kinds of fissures, pits and holes in our engine block called Earth. Humans have even removed massive quantities of the lubricant within the tectonic/lithospheric plates. By drilling and especially fracking for those lubricants within the tectonic/lithospheric plates causing earthquakes in the process. That lubricant, for those whom haven't guessed so far, is called crude oil. Fix the Ice Caps!

Once the planet achieves stagnation, heat acceleration will come into play in full force. The only cooling any species will get on this planet will come from not being in direct sunlight on the daylight side of the planetary rotation, and air conditioning while it can keep up, which is one day after the extended warranty ends. The dark side of the planet will not cool off that much, really. We humans that reside in Oklahoma know all about nights that don't cool down much. In the dead of 100+ degree summers, it is pleasant when the night time temperatures get down to the 80's instead of the 90's.

Once we reach the total loss of this planet's ice caps, those downplayed or missing factors will take effect a lot quicker than current predictions and climate models take into account. So with blatant irony and sarcastic contempt for our current world leadership, I will try to make it a really simple matter to understand for as many humans as possible. Using whatever I can to get the point across. Once the Ice Caps are gone, this planet has 6 to 66 years before we get new ice caps the old fashion way; with a globally violent planetary quake when a new ice cap arrives. But that is the nature of the beast called the natural process this planet has undergone since its creation. That planetary wobble when the new Ice Cap is formed will have certain effects. Mainly, vastly exceeding the current richter scale by making known earthquakes seem like kiddy car rides.

The metamorphosis of this planet has been progressive in nature. We have been an ever cooling rock circling this sun since we became trapped in the orbit around this sun. How many more times must the natural progression of this planet replace its own Ice Caps? Let alone, how many more times until this natural process causes the total loss of our atmosphere from the natural attempt to replace an Ice Cap? This planet has made it seven times so far. Eight is really pushing our luck, fellow humans. Fix the Ice Caps!

That last question about our atmospheric loss could be a good reason why we haven't found any outer planetary friends, yet. Nah! Just kidding! Humans are way too violent for extraterrestrials to bother with us. We can't get along with our own species because of pigment variations and/or difference in religious/mythical belief systems, let alone just being from different parts of the same country even if you have the same core belief system. Extraterrestrials that have achieved planetary travel would have the intelligence to know they would be a psychological danger to the common human. Humans are stupid, warmongering, fear-based, panicky bio-computers with faulty emotion software. And too many have different self-written or influence driven subroutines to be able to classify them all. Our brains are the processors and hard drives that allow us to be so-called sentient beings. But there are a lot of faulty processors with corrupted hard drives out there, enough to classify humans as Insincere Intelligence, which is Artificial Intelligence's ugly stepsister with all the same inherent problems.

Some of the "rich" you know, those with better starting gold in this game called human existence, or however they got all that overabundance of funds, may have taken all of the above problems into account already. Space ships are a viable solution to take care of loss of the planetary atmosphere, and they won't have to worry about building their underground doomsday shelters with some type of dampening system for the planetary quake. Not sure if it sounds like Buzo's theory of all the humans in space, or a possible prequel for Babylon 5?

Scientifically speaking, it should be quite interesting to see how the continents ends up this time after the natural replacement of the ice caps, although it will be more interesting if any humans actually do survive. After all, the major Continental shifts were caused by that planetary wobble. Not sure I want to be in one of those doomsday shelters. A doomsday shelter will turn into a human paint mixer when that wobble hits. Scrambled human tartar paté, anyone? Hope we at least keep the atmosphere and the rich pack all the doomsday shelters with supplies in extra sturdy, shock resistant crates. That way the meek survivors, which will consist of the poor people that endured surface hardship, will have treasure to pick up, of course. The game of mans' evolutionary path will start anew with those few thousand souls that do actually survive and re-spawn more shells called man. A lot like a soul version of current video game re-spawning, really. By the way, the reason I metaphorically used dominos for the ice caps and de-salinization is simple. Once that first domino falls, the rest will fall in turn. It is inevitable. Don't let that first domino fall! Fix the Ice Caps!

So says the Hai Druid.